Curse

Ultimate_Gaara · Dec 22, 2006, 02:02 AM // 02:02

58) Plan? Who needs a plan?
59) Always make your plan in general chat, it's only fair that the other team knows about it as well.
60) The best team is the one randomly grouped together in TA, this will assure victory.
61) Remember the golden rule: "It's only funny when it's not happening to you"
62) Kills pets first, don't target the owners, this will only make the pet mad that you are ignoring it and cause it to attack you more.
63) Always draw dirty pictures on the map, it will grant you victory in the end
64) Ping the radar... come on, you know you want to.

ryanryanryan0310 · Dec 22, 2006, 04:07 AM // 04:07

65) Never bring Rez in PVE, cause it doesn't fit in your perfect leet built.

Jacxxmaster · Dec 22, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40

I beg for money ONLY if I can give it back near immediately. Like the extra 20g to open a storage account for a new factions char and the like. That kind of stuff.

I have two besides...

66) Never be your profession. Always monk as a warrior, tank as an ele, etc.
67) Nature Rituals are your best friend in RA. The more you bring the better.

Mesmer in Need · Dec 23, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

38. Give Dunkoro Retribution and Bane Signet just because they're unlocked and you have no other skills. After all, no Hero Skill Trainer can offer you anything leeter than these little gems!

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Quoted for brilliance!

agreed.. i loves to hax...

Ultimate_Gaara · Dec 24, 2006, 08:41 AM // 08:41

68) Never ask your party if they are ready before you start the mission, they were born ready.

Queenie · Dec 24, 2006, 08:52 AM // 08:52

69. If your a monk and in a mission, refuse to heal your party and demand them to pay.

Iceman2 · Dec 26, 2006, 10:06 AM // 10:06

70) Always equip sundering mods to your weapon. It makes you l337

Tark Alkerk · Dec 26, 2006, 10:58 AM // 10:58

71)While playing as assassin in Pve,
ALWAYS run into at least 2 mobs more if possible,
ALWAYS wear starter armour because it makes you immune to death,
and most Immportantly, take frenzy and heal sig and use them both together while suffering from weaken armour, and whilst in the middle of said mob(s)

this path leads to leatness

72)In Pvp, bring NO SKILLS!!!, in fact skills are for noobs, Don't bring any skills at any time!, i am sure you can pelvic thrust Glint to death.

deus texaco · Jan 03, 2007, 10:31 PM // 22:31

73)If you play a monk in PvE never EVER turn guildwars off.Simply take your monk to one of the endgame missions and leave them dancing there for hours on end while you get some sleep.Its hilarious and everyone see's the funny side.

Frazzy · Jan 04, 2007, 04:34 PM // 16:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fallen Hunter

Below is a very important list which all new players should read to introduce them to the ways of guild wars.

4. Don't wield weapons designed for your profession.
7. Who needs max armor?

8. Be a warrior monk

4. If you are a Necromancer or a Healing Monk a lot of builds require you to use a +5 energy sword. These swords are not used for your profession. Also, in a lot of trapping builds Rangers are required to use staffs. These staffs are not used for your profession.
-----If you did not think of this you are a noob.

74) Do missions with humans! There so much better than heroes and henchmen!

7. Not all builds require max armor. There are some strange Monk builds out there for soloing the Underworld that work best with the lowest possible amount of armor.
-----If you did not think of this you are a noob.

8. A lot of Warrior builds do not require any secondary profession skills. So why not make your secondary profession Monk so that you can bring Rebirth so that you can bring players back to life from a distance.
-----If you did not think of this you are a noob.

milkflopance · Jan 04, 2007, 06:18 PM // 18:18

75) If you're a MM, remember that not taking Animate Flesh Golem instantly makes you a "ZOMFG NOOB". After all, Jagged Bones and Order of Undeath are illegal.

Bane of Worlds · Jan 04, 2007, 07:06 PM // 19:06

76)IF you're a monk, bring minion skills and do not even invest in points in any monk attributes or for any attribute line
77)While in a match, start chatting with your guild and alliance mates and private message your team's battle plan
78)Start suggesting to delete all skills that counter your cookie cutter build in forums
79)whenever possible, manually type "I'm wielding a crystalline sword and healing focus"

Fallen Hunter · Jan 04, 2007, 08:44 PM // 20:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazzy

4. If you are a Necromancer or a Healing Monk a lot of builds require you to use a +5 energy sword. These swords are not used for your profession. Also, in a lot of trapping builds Rangers are required to use staffs. These staffs are not used for your profession.
-----If you did not think of this you are a noob.

7. Not all builds require max armor. There are some strange Monk builds out there for soloing the Underworld that work best with the lowest possible amount of armor.
-----If you did not think of this you are a noob.

8. A lot of Warrior builds do not require any secondary profession skills. So why not make your secondary profession Monk so that you can bring Rebirth so that you can bring players back to life from a distance.
-----If you did not think of this you are a noob.

Ok, first: I beleive I already adressed this in my second post - when I said "Profession" I included secondary profession. Sorry, my mistake.

Secondly - I wasn't referring to cookie cutter builds, which is what you are talking about. Cookie cutter builds != normal play. In normal play, max armour = good.

Finally, number eight is a joke. Did you notice the smiley face at the end of the line? I don't have anything against w/mos, I have a problem with whammo's